Be the Head Screw in Prison Tycoon
I was cruising around for budget priced games and found this beautiful member of the “Tycoon” team - Prison Tycoon. At first I thought I was browsing The Onion, but this is actually a game where you run a for-profit prison and incarcerate dangerous felons while under a budget. However, as the copy suggests -
Private prisons have become the new growth industry. You will construct and run an efficient rehabilitation facility with nothing but money on your mind.
Interestingly, the game has gotten very little press only Game Zone bothered to review since it came out this summer. Even then, the review is grimly surreal -
Being able to create your own security force, guard towers, exercise yards, food and punishment areas. That should be a recipe for tons of fun.
Worse still is a reader review from Metacritic -
Just great I love the way black prison guards only beat up white prisoners and visa versa, deathrow, padded cells, and being able to drop bad prisoners and guards into “Hole” cells.
With cheerful settings like amusement parks, zoos and railroads taken, I wonder what options are still available
- Meat Packing Tycoon
- Mega-retailing Tycoon
- Git’mo Commandant
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